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mylifeaskriz:

ruineshumaines:

Liz Climo on Tumblr.

this really cheered me up

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miss-nerdgasmz:

I WANT A TRUE HORROR MOVIE WHERE ALL THE CHARACTERS ARE INTELLIGENT AND DO ALL THE RIGHT THINGS AND TAKE ALL THE PROPER PRECAUTIONS BUT STILL WIND UP GETTING KILLED BY THE ANTAGONIST

NOTHING IS SCARIER THAN DOING EVERYTHING YOU CAN IN VAIN AND STARING IN THE FACE OF FUTILITY
(plus I would like not to yell at the characters for being dumb for once)

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stability:

avoiding responsibilities like

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shingekinokyojinheaven:

awwww-cute:

The face she gives me when she wants to get on the couch

let her on the damn couch you monster

shingekinokyojinheaven:

awwww-cute:

The face she gives me when she wants to get on the couch

let her on the damn couch you monster

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themagicalgallifreyan:

sky-blaze:

caseyanthonyofficial:

kyleehenke:

my favorite headline of all time

And it was all caught on tape

Just this once, Rose…

themagicalgallifreyan:

sky-blaze:

caseyanthonyofficial:

kyleehenke:

my favorite headline of all time

And it was all caught on tape

Just this once, Rose…

image

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unclefather:

this is the wrong color tricycle mom I hate you so much this is the worst birthday ever

unclefather:

this is the wrong color tricycle mom I hate you so much this is the worst birthday ever

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leeleemonet:

aufwiedersehen:

4gifs:

Puppy growing up, no hesitation on the second jump. [video]

I’m just gonna curl up and watch this until the end of time okay


😩😍

leeleemonet:

aufwiedersehen:

4gifs:

Puppy growing up, no hesitation on the second jump. [video]

I’m just gonna curl up and watch this until the end of time okay

😩😍

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furbearingbrick:

aimeefrommars:

septemberism94:

schim:

Cats who can’t figure out walls [x]

PLEASE TAKE YOUR CAT TO THE VET IF YOU SEE THEM DOING THIS BEHAVIOR OVER TIME.

It’s called “head pressing” and it occurs in dogs and cats. 

Head pressing is characterized by the compulsive act of pressing the head against a wall or other object for no apparent reason. This generally indicates damage to the nervous system, which may result from a number of varying causes, including prosencephalon disease (in which the forebrain and thalamusparts of the brain are damaged), or toxic poisoning.

http://www.petmd.com/cat/conditions/neurological/c_ct_headpressing

http://www.vet.cornell.edu/FHC/health_resources/toxoplasmosis.cfm (head pressing is listed as a symptom)

http://sevneurology.com/patients/clip-multilobular-osteochondroma (About a dog’s brain tumor but head pressing is listed as a symptom)

I wasn’t going to reblog this until I read the important caption dang thank you!!!

YOU JUST SAVED THE LIFE OF MY CAT THANK YOU!

SPREAD THIS LIKE WILDFIRE. THIS COULD SAVE YOUR KITTIE’S LIFE!

(Source: fuckyeahfelines, via sameatschildren)

sueslayer:

archetypalboner:

galesofnovember:

someone told me once that “blink blink” is cat for “I love you”

I’m sure this is total bullshit but i choose to believe it.

cats are hardcore man. instead of going, “i love you,” or whatever, they’re just like, “YOU ARE NEITHER MY ENEMY NOR MY PREY AND I THUS ALLOW YOU TO BE IN MY UNGUARDED PRESENCE.”

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840px:

life hack: remember to compliment people on qualities other than their looks. remind them of their kindness, thoughtfulness, and intelligence. tell them about how powerful and capable they are.

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opticallyaroused:

Inside these sealed glass balls live shrimp, algae, and bacteria, all swimming around in filtered seawater. Put it somewhere with some light, and this little ecosystem will chug along happily for years, no feeding or cleaning necessary 

opticallyaroused:

Inside these sealed glass balls live shrimp, algae, and bacteria, all swimming around in filtered seawater. Put it somewhere with some light, and this little ecosystem will chug along happily for years, no feeding or cleaning necessary 

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stunningpicture:

Life finds a way.

stunningpicture:

Life finds a way.

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sameatschildren:

tumbledore-:

jennstarkid:

fuckyourracism:

sugoi-rudeboi:

jelizabeth41:

lyriciss:

petitfemmenoir:

THIS IS NOT NEWS

I don’t know what people expect Egyptians to be. I guess watching The 10 Commandments on ABC growing up got folks thinking they all looked like bronzed white people.

👆👆👆👆👆

BREAKING NEWS: BLACK PEOPLE ARE BLACK. THIS IS AN AMAZING DISCOVERY. BLACK PEOPLE EXISTED BEFORE WE DISCOVERED THEM AND ENSLAVED THEM AND FUCKED UP THEIR LAND. WOW.

Africans in Africa? Mind blown. 

BLACK PEOPLE EXISTED BEFORE WHITE PEOPLE

Actually, Ancient Egyptians were multiracial The notion that the majority of Ancient Egyptians were black is widely dismissed by historians. You know why? Because Ancient Egypt was a cultural melting pot, made up of all sorts of races north and south of the Sahara. So there were black people in ancient egypt. You can bet there were Black Pharaohs as well, King Tut most likely being the most famous example.  There were also a hell of a lot of arabs there too, who were most likely the majority. There were even people of asian descent as well. Some even argue that certain pharoahs must have been of asian descent.  There was a very strong European influence in the region, Egypt being a very big trade center. In fact, the last dynasty to rule Egypt was the Ptolemaic dynasty, who’s last Pharoah was Cleopatra. They were a very powerful Greek family who ruled Egypt for almost 300 years. So yes, there were in fact bronzed white people ruling Egypt for a time. It’s not as simple as “oh we found one mummy of black descent, therefore they all must have been black.” Egypt was home to many people of many races, and had Pharoahs of all different ethnic backgrounds. Deal with it. 

Egypt had many races, of course, but reenactments,  illustrations we see in history books, cartoons, children’s books, practically anything that exists, makes it seem that Egypt was populated by Arab looking people. Not a mention of black people, ever. I was obsessed with ancient Egypt and shit as a child and I always thought it was more Arab and never thought, considered, or knew that Egypt had black people, despite all the shit I read. No book said anything. No illustrations showed black people. I knew Egypt was in Africa,but with the way things were shown, I never knew that the true Egyptian peoples were black.It was not until a few years ago on the internet that I was told many pharaohs and people were black. And it made perfect sense.There’s a reason they knocked the noses off so many statues and sculptures. Sure, I always knew Egypt was multicultural due to its location, but for some reason multicultural never included black people. And that’s fucking ridiculous. That’s awful. Its shameful.So yeah, “blahblahblah it was multicultural stop getting so excited about black people” WELL NO PEOPLE SHOULD BE EXCITED AND PROUD BECAUSE FOR SOME REASON MULTICULTURAL SOMEHOW EXCLUDED BLACK PEOPLE DESPITE THEIR VERY LARGE PRESENCE AND IMPORTANCE AND HMM I WONDER WHY

Basically, shut up with your “deal with it”.

sameatschildren:

tumbledore-:

jennstarkid:

fuckyourracism:

sugoi-rudeboi:

jelizabeth41:

lyriciss:

petitfemmenoir:

THIS IS NOT NEWS

I don’t know what people expect Egyptians to be. I guess watching The 10 Commandments on ABC growing up got folks thinking they all looked like bronzed white people.

👆👆👆👆👆

BREAKING NEWS: BLACK PEOPLE ARE BLACK. THIS IS AN AMAZING DISCOVERY. BLACK PEOPLE EXISTED BEFORE WE DISCOVERED THEM AND ENSLAVED THEM AND FUCKED UP THEIR LAND. WOW.

Africans in Africa? Mind blown. 

BLACK PEOPLE EXISTED BEFORE WHITE PEOPLE

Actually, Ancient Egyptians were multiracial The notion that the majority of Ancient Egyptians were black is widely dismissed by historians. You know why? Because Ancient Egypt was a cultural melting pot, made up of all sorts of races north and south of the Sahara. So there were black people in ancient egypt. You can bet there were Black Pharaohs as well, King Tut most likely being the most famous example.  There were also a hell of a lot of arabs there too, who were most likely the majority. There were even people of asian descent as well. Some even argue that certain pharoahs must have been of asian descent.  There was a very strong European influence in the region, Egypt being a very big trade center. In fact, the last dynasty to rule Egypt was the Ptolemaic dynasty, who’s last Pharoah was Cleopatra. They were a very powerful Greek family who ruled Egypt for almost 300 years. So yes, there were in fact bronzed white people ruling Egypt for a time. It’s not as simple as “oh we found one mummy of black descent, therefore they all must have been black.” Egypt was home to many people of many races, and had Pharoahs of all different ethnic backgrounds. Deal with it. 

Egypt had many races, of course, but reenactments, illustrations we see in history books, cartoons, children’s books, practically anything that exists, makes it seem that Egypt was populated by Arab looking people. Not a mention of black people, ever.

I was obsessed with ancient Egypt and shit as a child and I always thought it was more Arab and never thought, considered, or knew that Egypt had black people, despite all the shit I read. No book said anything. No illustrations showed black people. I knew Egypt was in Africa,but with the way things were shown, I never knew that the true Egyptian peoples were black.It was not until a few years ago on the internet that I was told many pharaohs and people were black. And it made perfect sense.

There’s a reason they knocked the noses off so many statues and sculptures. Sure, I always knew Egypt was multicultural due to its location, but for some reason multicultural never included black people. And that’s fucking ridiculous. That’s awful. Its shameful.

So yeah, “blahblahblah it was multicultural stop getting so excited about black people” WELL NO PEOPLE SHOULD BE EXCITED AND PROUD BECAUSE FOR SOME REASON MULTICULTURAL SOMEHOW EXCLUDED BLACK PEOPLE DESPITE THEIR VERY LARGE PRESENCE AND IMPORTANCE AND HMM I WONDER WHY

Basically, shut up with your “deal with it”.

(Source: darvinasafo)